What is a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pumpkin pi.

Why didn't the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn't in it.

What instrument does the skeleton play? The trombone.

A ghost's favorite game to play on the playground? Hide and shriek.

What animal does a witch love the most? A spelling bee.

Why did the cyclops stop teaching? Because he only had one pupil.

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